Butcher Blog
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Notifying Players On Cancelled Matches
Aug 25th
This whole issue, concern if you will, quite frankly has pissed me OFF no end. Yes, the term ropeable comes to mind.
ISSUE ONE : TRAVEL - First of all, I admire those who travel from the nether regions of the planet, like Dapto, Wollongong, and the Azores. Yes, I lost my licence, so think yourself lucky you do not need to travel by Public Transport as I do, on a Saturday morning after night shift in the old folks home. Thus, as in the years of the Great Depression, I have to beg for a lift. Again, I recognize this as a More >
I Challenge
Aug 24th
As an ex Doggies supporter first of all Ellery Hanley walked into Ba Baa’s arm on purpose. In fact I have seen “the Celery” on WWE and he is the best recipient of the clothesline I have ever seen – plenty of practice from his Winfield Cup days. Very convincing, you could almost believe that, like what he did to Ba Baa, he actually is being properly taken out. Cheats never prosper, as evidenced by Canterburys 24 – 12 win. What a way to christen the new SFS.
Secondly I don’t know about this “Hawkeye”. Just look at the Tennis. Slow More >
Where have the Butchers gone? Woe is me!
Sep 28th
Well I was reading through the fines the other day and low and behold Brown Tongue is fined for not having a valid ticket.
Now, I am not the kind of guy to rob the State Government, but it saddens me that all the boys have become conformist. I understand that these days ticketing is electronic and at central one must swipe said ticket to get through the barriers etc.
Now when I was young, we Butchers would improvise. Presently you can (a) pay 20 odd bucks for a return, or (b) pay 2.50 for the pension ticket. Both get you in More >
5th Grade Captain Probables
Sep 28th
When asked who would get the (C) around their name this year:
Yeah Pinchy pinch pinch would go ok. Good footballer from what I hear and a top bloke to boot.
Clarise for that whole “new age Bobby Salter / Barry Voller lovechild” thing he has got going.
Perk Ass – the kook angle big time and a top bloke on the turpentine.
Butcher – coz his name rings a bell yet I’m having trouble as to where I have heard it before.
Dean Martin. Frank Sinatra, Sammy Davis Jnr and “Jewy” Bishop are all dead. That and he has a van to carry the More >
Fantasy Cricket – Hard Mans 11
Sep 28th
I do not know a thing about fantasy comps but I am happy to throw in a blue swimmer, a redback or a pineapple for the Butchers. Some conditions apply :
1. I will pay cash to whoever and they can put it into the computer. I do not have a credit card etc. They are fascist. 2. I will pick a team and put it on paper, give it to whoever and they can put it in the computer. 3. I will make no changes during the year at all. Is that ok because I am going to choose a More >
