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Matt Craig

Player ID: 301

NickName: Sexy Beast

Born: Feb 24, 1986

Current age: 26

Teams: NDCC 1st Grade Sky, NDCC 3rd Grade, NDCC 4th Grade Blue, NDCC 4th Grade Sky, NDCC 4th Grade White, NDCC 5th Grade Blue

Batting Style: Right Hand Bat

Bowling Style: Right Arm Fast Medium

Man of the Match: 4

Player of the Week: 1

Player of the Year: Best Finish - 1st in 2009/10 *

Statsguru: Complete stats | Graphs



 BATTING STATISTICS
Batting & Fielding I NO RUNS HS AVE 100 50 4s 6s Ct St
One Day Competition 50 3 624 71 13.28 0 1 62 7 32 3
Two Day Competition 6 0 26 7 4.33 0 0 2 0 5 2
Friendly Competition 3 1 36 31 18.00 0 0 3 1 4 0
Overall 59 4 686 71 12.47 0 1 67 8 41 5

 BOWLING STATISTICS
Bowling O M RUNS W AVE BBI 4w 5w ECO
One Day Competition 384 54 1194 71 16.82 5-25 2 1 3.11
Two Day Competition 56 13 194 5 38.80 2-59 0 0 3.46
Friendly Competition 15 3 58 5 11.60 3-34 0 0 3.87
Overall 455 70 1446 81 17.85 5-25 2 1 3.18

 T20 STATISTICS
Batting & Fielding I NO RUNS HS AVE 100 50 4s 6s Ct St
Twenty20 Competition 2 0 26 20 13.00 0 0 2 0 1 0
Bowling O M RUNS W AVE BBI 4w 5w ECO
Twenty20 Competition 3 0 27 1 27.00 1-27 0 0 9.00

 PROFILE

Talent: Can find my reflection in any place and any situation
Grew Up in: The Land OF The Wild Things
Schools: Bulli Primary, Bulli High, Shellharbour TAFE, Loftus TAFE
Job: Personal Trainer
Best Bowling: 4/19 (4th Grade)
Best Batting: Ahead of me
Best Achievement: Worlds Sexiest Man 5 years running
Likes:

  1. Doig & Bryce's batting
  2. Murphs & DJ's Tantrums
  3. Rob Sheeley Forum Posts
  4. Slog Sweeps
  5. Ant Sheeleys Back Foot Drive- modeled my back foot drive on watching him in nets
  6. Facing Clarry, Shads, Buckley
  7. Bowling 1st

 

Dislikes:

  1. Jason Wilson =D
  2. All these Jnrs that are betta than me
  3. Jeremy Lum Forum Posts
  4. Facing Jamal, T-Mac, Pat Tobin
  5. Helensburg
  6. Umpiring
  7. Shin Splints

Favourite Player: (all time) Michael Slater, (Today) Shane Watson
Other Sports: All of them
Butchers Debut: U/7 or something, I used to fake injuries so I wouldnt have to field and quit mid season to play Baseball for the next 5 years
Hobbies: Being awesome, Traveling, Training
3 Dinner Guests you'd invite:

  1. Andrew Johns - The greatest Footballer Eeeeeeevvvvaaaa!! and my hero
  2. Kurt Angle - Won gold medal with broken neck, and has insane workout routines
  3. Jennifer Love Hewwit - She's hotter than hot

Favourite Movie & TV Show:  Movie- I love u man, Show- The Back Page
Dream Job: Getaway host

Heritage - Ayons Ago in a time of darkness G@d sent forth a gift ( The gift of G@D) in the form of a sexy beast, this "sexy Beast" was perfect, immaculate in every way. his strength knew no end, his intelligence was unsurpassed  and this drove the woman crazy with lust for the "sexy beast" who was now known throughout the land as Ayatollah Of Rock "n" Rolla.

The men of this time grew 2 despise the Ayatollah Of Rock n Rolla, The hate came from insecurites and jealousy of his perfection and his millions AND MILLIONS of lady fans from every town, state, nation and continant. The men conspired for years fuelled by there insecurities there was no stoping them, and when the men finally trapped the Ayatollah Of Rock n Rolla they drained the sexy beast of every last drop of blood, they did not stop they continued to batter his once inordinate body until they felt the curse of there jealousy lift and one by one them returned to their home lands proud men for they had slain the Sexy Beast the Ayatollah Of Rock n Rolla was no more, never to return to this earth (or so they thought)

A Gift from G@D is no small thing and G@D had no intention of having his creation destroyed by a league of simple men and there jealous rage, the powers bestowed upon the sexy beast were beyond that of the known world and although the men of the darkness had left the sexy beast drained of all his blood, life and his once immaculate body was now beyond salvaging, his spirit lived on , thou it was weak n tattered from the assault it was none the less still alive in the deep dank cave in witch the men had abandoned his carcass.

His spirit remained in its slumber in this dank cave rebuilding, for over 5 thousand years the Ayatollah Of Rock n Rolla recovered, waiting, waiting for his time to return to the world of men.

February 24 1986, The sexy beast had laid dormant to long his desire to return to the land of light had been built up since the day he was slain and  for the first time in over 5 thousands a vessel, a man baby of all things, one that surpass all overs before him and would would surely surpass all that would come after him, the sexy beast without hesitation bound himself to the man Childs spirit combining the two and in doing so giving this man child his sheer perfection, his strength and the will of a champion and all of the sexiness that would surely strike fear into all the men of this time and age.

February 24 1986 marked the return of the Sexy Beast, The Ayatollah Of Rock N Rolla, OOHHH YESS THE SEXY BEAST IS BEAST IS BACK BABY!!!! back again to cover the men in MY almighty shadow and be all that can be seen by woman once more!! BE JEALOUS

 LATEST PHOTOS

May 7, 2010

Matt Craig - Stellar Year, Stellar Form

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May 7, 2010

Matt Craig - Cleaning up Preso 2009/10

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May 7, 2010

Matt Craig - Shephard-Wright Player of the Year

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 ACHIEVEMENTS
NDCC Committee 2010
Shephard-Wright Player of the Year 2009/10
4th Grade Jack Russel Award 2009/10
Most Catches 2009/10
4th Grade Bowler of the Year 2007/08, 2009/10
3rd Grade Fielder of the Year 2005/06
Featured Player 2009/10

* Player of the Year detailed stats only go back as far as 2006/07.

 
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